Embedded within the grooves of the Voyager phonograph record are greetings in 55 languages representing the vast majority of the Earth’s human population, as well as approximately 90 minutes of music from various human cultures.
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Suffering Rich Man Unsure How to Decline Lazarus’ Offer of Ice-Cold Truly Extra
Hell: A local rich man suffering everlasting torment for his failure to act charitably with his earthly wealth is now […]
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Evangelical Obsession With Second Coming Starting to Get on Christ’s Nerves
Speaking from an undisclosed location at the right hand of the Father, Jesus Christ is breaking his silence over the […]
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Reviewing Os Guinness’s ‘The Great Quest’
In his book The Great Quest, Os Guinness challenges readers to answer the call of Socrates and live an examined […]
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Life Hack Genius? Man Enrolls in Seminary Instead of Going to Therapy
La Mirada, California: Local man Brad Todd has come up with the most epic life hack! “I’ve started taking seminary […]
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Reviewing Sheila Wise Rowe’s ‘Young, Gifted, and Black’
Reviewing Sheila Wise Rowe’s ‘Young, Gifted, and Black’ In 1969, Composer and recording artist Nina Simone debuted her anthemic To […]
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Kristin Kobes Du Mez Announces Sequel to ‘Jesus and John Wayne’ Titled ‘Satan and Jane Fonda’
Still riding the success of her 2020 release Jesus and John Wayne, historian and lecturer Kristin Kobes Du Mez has […]
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Reviewing Jason M. Baxter’s The Medieval Mind of C.S. Lewis
Reading Medieval Mind gives one the sense that Baxter has read everything Lewis has ever written (or at least published), and possibly a fair amount of what Lewis read. This enables Baxter to make a clear and convincing case that C.S. Lewis was so passionate about and inspired by the classics that his works are everywhere fragranced with classicism.
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Council on Biblical Manhood and Womanhood Releases Bakersfield Statement Condemning Anyone Who Does Not Affirm Bakersfield Statement
Bakersfield, California: Denny Burk, president of the Council on Biblical Manhood and Womanhood, held a press conference today at Buck […]
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Climate Change Reversal Linked to Babylon Bee Recycling Jokes
Reykjavik, Iceland: Climatologists researching the human impact on global climate have released a new report suggesting conservative satirical news outlet […]
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