Hell: A local rich man suffering everlasting torment for his failure to act charitably with his earthly wealth is now […]
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Evangelical Obsession With Second Coming Starting to Get on Christ’s Nerves
Speaking from an undisclosed location at the right hand of the Father, Jesus Christ is breaking his silence over the […]
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Life Hack Genius? Man Enrolls in Seminary Instead of Going to Therapy
La Mirada, California: Local man Brad Todd has come up with the most epic life hack! “I’ve started taking seminary […]
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Kristin Kobes Du Mez Announces Sequel to ‘Jesus and John Wayne’ Titled ‘Satan and Jane Fonda’
Still riding the success of her 2020 release Jesus and John Wayne, historian and lecturer Kristin Kobes Du Mez has […]
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Council on Biblical Manhood and Womanhood Releases Bakersfield Statement Condemning Anyone Who Does Not Affirm Bakersfield Statement
Bakersfield, California: Denny Burk, president of the Council on Biblical Manhood and Womanhood, held a press conference today at Buck […]
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Climate Change Reversal Linked to Babylon Bee Recycling Jokes
Reykjavik, Iceland: Climatologists researching the human impact on global climate have released a new report suggesting conservative satirical news outlet […]
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